Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Neck Exercise


A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications.  'It is very effective,' said the doctor.  'All my patients never come back to me again.' 


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Chukali Disha Tarihi

Monday, March 29, 2010

Agnipath by Harivansh Rai Bachchan

Harivansh Rai Bachchan

  Harivanshrai Bachchan with his son Amitabh Bachchan.

mere adharon par ho antim, vastu na tulsidal pyaalaa
meri jiwha par ho antim, vastu na gangaajal haalaa
mere shav ke peechhe chalne waalo, yaad ise rakhnaa
Ram naam hai satya na kehnaa, kehnaa sachchee Madhushaala
[The last thing on my lips should not be the basil leaf but the cup/ The last thing on my tongue should not be holy water from the Ganga but wine/ Those who join my funeral procession, must remember not to say `Ram is the truth'/ since truth is in the tavern]
mere shav par vah roae ho, jiske aansoo mein haalaa
aah bhare voh ho jo surbhit, madiraa pee kar matwaalaa
daen mujhko ve kandha jinke, pag-mag-dag-mag hoate hoan
aur jaloon us thaur jahan par, kabhi rahi ho Madhushaala
[Only he/she must weep over my corpse, whose tears are full of wine/ Only he/she must sigh, who is intoxicated with drink/ Only they must lay shoulder to me whose legs jerk and quiver/ And I should be cremated at a site where once stood a tavern.]
A GREAT romantic voice of Hindi poetry that penned such rebellious lines of rejection of tradition went silently into the night on January 18, 2003.
Harivanshrai Bachchan, known to his numerous admirers as Dr. Bachchan, or simply Bachchanji, had been suffering from serious respiratory ailments for some time. In a strange coincidence, suffused with poetic significance, the end came at midnight, the time of day that always drew his poetic attention as a transitional - almost mystical - moment, specially chosen by nature for major happenings.
The second volume of Bachchan's celebrated autobiography Need Ka Nirman Phir (Building a new nest), contains a brilliant piece on "Midnight", which constitutes the backdrop to the description of the death of his first wife, Shyama. With a hint of prophesy, he wrote: "There is much that has happened in my case at midnight times - even in the material sense." Midnight was also to spell the final stop to this fulfilling life of 96 years, which in the poet's estimation, was little else than a kshan-bhar jivan (a moment's life).
The metaphor of midnight is helpful in appreciating Bachchan's place in Hindi writing, especially poetry. Harivanshrai Bachchan must have published some 30 collections of his poetry. Yet he is known mostly for his poetic trilogy of Madhushaala, Madhubaala and Madhukalash, and more so for the first of these. Published in 1935, Madhushaala did not just bring Bachchan instant fame. Rendered by the poet at various kavi sammelans, it literally became a craze. The poet's cinema-star son Amitabh Bachchan was not very far off the mark when he said that the kind of stardom he enjoyed today, had come his father's way a long time back.
Harivanshrai Bachchan's stardom, unique in Hindi literature, was mostly the gift of Madhushaala. It is undoubtedly one of the most enduring works of modern Hindi literature. It has been translated into English and regional Indian languages such as Bengali, Marathi and Malayalam. It has been choreographed, and performed on stage. It was also one the first pieces of Hindi poetry that was set to music, with its best-selling cassettes and CDs attracting generations of listeners.
This amazing popularity of Madhushaala can be understood only by placing it in the socio-political and literary context in which it was written. It is a significant coincidence, perhaps not entirely one, that the year 1935 also saw the appearance of Jaishankar Prasad's Kaamayani, another milestone in Hindi poetry. The next year saw the publication of Premchand's last complete novel, Godaan. While Premchand's realism pointed towards the aesthetics of the future, Kaamayani, written in the form of a Prabandh Kavya (classic) represented the strengths and limitations of the urge for freedom as represented by Hindi Chaayavaadi (romantic) poetry, of which he was one of the main exponents.
The Chaayavaadi school represented the advance from theological and mythological motifs and to the placing of the modern man at the centre of the universe, a great leap in cultural understanding that engendered a particular style of lyricism. But the romanticism of this school had not quite broken out of the web of the mystical. Its imagery was remote and the language had the polished glitter of artificiality. It is precisely here that Madhushaala's unfettered and sensuous romanticism challenged Chaayavaad's diction and imagery, and almost instantly won the endorsement of the literary public.
It is important to note that Harivanshrai Bachchan, born in an ordinary Kaayasth family in a small town near Allahabad and schooled in municipal and Kaayasth Paathshaalas, gave up his university education to participate in the great upsurge of nationalism that began in 1930. Realising after not very long that this was not the path he wanted to follow, he went back to university. His sensibilities nevertheless continued to be influenced and moulded by the freedom movement. Through his translations of Omar Khayyam's Rubaiyat, that famous celebration of Bacchanalia, Bachchan realised the possibilities of using drinking as a poetic metaphor for freedom. And this was a freedom that no doubt had more to do with man's inner spaces. It had to be a celebration of the individual, his freedoms and his self-assertion. This was an affirmation of the individual that broke all social, religious and moral barriers in its radical assertion of the equality of men. This is what made Bachchan write: dharm granth sab jalaa chuki hei, jiske bheetar ki jwalaa mandir, masjid, girje sab kuchh, toad chuka jo matwaalaa pandit, momin, padariyon ke, phandon ko jo kaat chuka kar sakti hai aaj usi ka, swaagat meri Madhushaala [One whose inner fire has burnt all holy books/ One who has demolished all religious places - temple, mosque or church/ One who has cut himself free of the clutches of the pandit, imam and priest/ He alone is today welcome in my Madhushaala.]
The radical critique of institutional religion is carried further in the following passage:Musalmaan aur Hindu do hain, ek magar un ka piala, Ek magar un ka madiralay, ek magar unki hala, Douno rahte ek na jab tak Mandir-Masjid main jate, Mandir-Masjid bair karate, meil karati Madhushaala. [The Muslim and the Hindu are different, but they drink out of the same cup/ They drink at the same tavern, their wine is also the same/ They remain together so long as they stay away from the temple or mosque/ The temple and the mosque divide but the tavern only unites.]
Expanding the idiom of expression beyond the Chaayavaadi mainstream, Bachchan brought to his poetic affirmation of the urge for freedom the sensuousness of the common man's everyday diction and sensuousness to Hindi poetry. Little wonder then that he got a rousing reception and became a literary superstar of his time. But despite his great popularity (or perhaps because of it), his initial breakthrough did not lead to the sustained growth of Bachchan as a poet. Alongside the literary revolution that Madhushaala brought about, a strong stream of radical poetry was also emerging, breaking free of the limitations of the Chaayaavadi concept of freedom and its sensibilities. This process fed diverse streams of Nai Kavita (new poetry) which finally broke the integument of romanticism. But Bachchan stuck to his romantic idiom and continued to run as a parallel stream. Like a seasonal rivulet it was quick to rise and still quicker to empty itself out. Post-independence, as Nai Kavita was like a river in spate, Bachchan was reduced to an isolated island - a popular poet from a bygone era. Although he continued to write and publish, he was still considered the poet who had had one great idea in the distant past and never quite managed to reproduce that inspiration. For the last three decades or more of his life, he was not an active presence in the field of poetry.
The only thing of real significance to come from Bachchan's pen at a later stage was his autobiography in four volumes, now considered one of the landmarks in the evolution of the genre in the Hindi language. This work has reached the English language readership through a knowledgeable and sensitive translation and abridgment by Rupert Snell, entitled In the Afternoon of Time: An Autobiography.
Bachchan of course had much of interest to write about since his had been an extremely eventful life, from humble and obscure beginnings to literary cult status, and much later, a cine superstar's father. He taught at the English Department in Allahabad University from 1941 to 1952, and spent the following two years at Cambridge University doing his doctoral thesis on W.B. Yeats. Back from Cambridge, he again took to teaching and also served at All India Radio, Allahabad. In 1955, Bachchan shifted to Delhi to join the External Affairs Ministry as a Special Officer for Hindi. Here he is credited with important contributions towards saving official Hindi from the course of total divorce from ordinary spoken language that the ultra-nationalists had set it on. He also enriched Hindi through his translations of major writings. Besides Rubaiyat, he will also be remembered for his Hindi translations of Shakespeare's Macbeth and Othello and also the Bhagvad Gita.
Bachchan was nominated to the Rajya Sabha in 1966 and received the Sahitya Akademi award three years later. In 1976 he was honoured with the Padma Bhushan for his immense contribution to Hindi literature. He was also honoured with the Saraswati Samman, the Sovietland Nehru Award and the Lotus Award of the Afro-Asian writers conference, for his unique contribution to the world of letters. But if ever asked to introduce himself, he had a simple introduction: Mitti ka tan, masti ka man, kshan-bhar jivan -- mera parichay. (A body of clay, a mind full of play, a moment's life - that is me.) Truly a man of erudition and zest. 

Ref :

Jeevan ki aapa dhapi mein by harivansh rai bachchan


जीवन की आपाधापी में कब वक़्त मिला
कुछ देर कहीं पर बैठ कभी यह सोच सकूँ
जो किया, कहा, माना उसमें क्या बुरा भला।


जिस दिन मेरी चेतना जगी मैंने देखा
मैं खड़ा हुआ हूँ इस दुनिया के मेले में,
हर एक यहाँ पर एक भुलाने में भूला
हर एक लगा है अपनी अपनी दे-ले में
कुछ देर रहा हक्का-बक्का, भौचक्का-सा,
आ गया कहाँ, क्या करूँ यहाँ, जाऊँ किस जा?
फिर एक तरफ से आया ही तो धक्का-सा
मैंने भी बहना शुरू किया उस रेले में,
क्या बाहर की ठेला-पेली ही कुछ कम थी,
जो भीतर भी भावों का ऊहापोह मचा,
जो किया, उसी को करने की मजबूरी थी,
जो कहा, वही मन के अंदर से उबल चला,
जीवन की आपाधापी में कब वक़्त मिला
कुछ देर कहीं पर बैठ कभी यह सोच सकूँ
जो किया, कहा, माना उसमें क्या बुरा भला।


मेला जितना भड़कीला रंग-रंगीला था,
मानस के अन्दर उतनी ही कमज़ोरी थी,
जितना ज़्यादा संचित करने की ख़्वाहिश थी,
उतनी ही छोटी अपने कर की झोरी थी,
जितनी ही बिरमे रहने की थी अभिलाषा,
उतना ही रेले तेज ढकेले जाते थे,
क्रय-विक्रय तो ठण्ढे दिल से हो सकता है,
यह तो भागा-भागी की छीना-छोरी थी;
अब मुझसे पूछा जाता है क्या बतलाऊँ
क्या मान अकिंचन बिखराता पथ पर आया,
वह कौन रतन अनमोल मिला ऐसा मुझको,
जिस पर अपना मन प्राण निछावर कर आया,
यह थी तकदीरी बात मुझे गुण दोष न दो
जिसको समझा था सोना, वह मिट्टी निकली,
जिसको समझा था आँसू, वह मोती निकला।
जीवन की आपाधापी में कब वक़्त मिला
कुछ देर कहीं पर बैठ कभी यह सोच सकूँ
जो किया, कहा, माना उसमें क्या बुरा भला।


मैं कितना ही भूलूँ, भटकूँ या भरमाऊँ,
है एक कहीं मंज़िल जो मुझे बुलाती है,
कितने ही मेरे पाँव पड़े ऊँचे-नीचे,
प्रतिपल वह मेरे पास चली ही आती है,
मुझ पर विधि का आभार बहुत-सी बातों का।
पर मैं कृतज्ञ उसका इस पर सबसे ज़्यादा -
नभ ओले बरसाए, धरती शोले उगले,
अनवरत समय की चक्की चलती जाती है,
मैं जहाँ खड़ा था कल उस थल पर आज नहीं,
कल इसी जगह पर पाना मुझको मुश्किल है,
ले मापदंड जिसको परिवर्तित कर देतीं
केवल छूकर ही देश-काल की सीमाएँ
जग दे मुझपर फैसला उसे जैसा भाए
लेकिन मैं तो बेरोक सफ़र में जीवन के
इस एक और पहलू से होकर निकल चला।
जीवन की आपाधापी में कब वक़्त मिला
कुछ देर कहीं पर बैठ कभी यह सोच सकूँ
जो किया, कहा, माना उसमें क्या बुरा भला।

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Earth Hour 2010


The hour the world unites in a stand against global warming

Earth Hour is a WWF initiative where YOU can show your support for action on climate change by turning off your lights for one hour.

WWF’s Earth Hour is an inspiring message of hope and action – a global demonstration about climate change.

Become a part of Earth Hour and get useful tips and tools to reduce your carbon footprint everyday.


Sign Up Now

At 8.30pm on 27 March 2010, over 4000 cities and towns across the world will turn off their lights for one hour – Earth Hour – sending a powerful message that it’s possible to take action on global warming. It will let world leaders know the world is still watching, following the UN Climate Summit in Copenhagen in 2009 which leaves room for a better deal, we believe in not letting the spirits die.

Earth Hour 2009 was hugely successful, reaching millions of people across the world. In India 
  • 5 million people switched off on that day
  • 56 Indian cities participated
  • Engaged over 600000 students , 200000 in Delhi alone
  • Saved 1000MW of power in that one hour, 600MW of energy saving in Delhi alone
  • From the icons of history like Qutub Minar, Red Fort, and Humanyun’s Tomb and Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus to the symbols of modern India- hotels, cinema complexes and shopping malls - several switched off 
  • Connaught Place in Delhi and Brigade Road in Bangalore offered a unique visual spectacle with just the essential lights turned on.
  • 100 top public and private sector organizations participated. Reserve Bank of India, Infosys, Wipro, ICICI, Google, Indian Hotels, HSBC, Standard Chartered India, HP, ITCWelcomgroup, HUDCO, Taj group of hotels and PVR. to name a few
  • Tremendous support from the Govt of Delhi ( has adopted EH as a quarterly initiative)
  • Unprecedented media coverage/ 100 stories were filed the next morning of the campaign. 
  • Aamir Khan-nation's popular youth icon as the Brand Ambassador. Whereas, cricketers Sachin Tendulkar and Anil Kumble also supported the campaign.
  • Hundreds of educational institutions including IITs, IIMs, MICA, Jamia Milia Islamia, JNU among several youth groups, community organizations and religious groups took ownership of the campaign to help make it a success from Cochin to Gangtok and Dehradun to Bubhneshwar.
We want to make Earth Hour 2010 even bigger and better. Apart from Delhi & Mumbai this year we are taking it to Pune, Ahmedabad, Hyderabad, Bangaluru, Chennai and Kolkata, apart from several other cities where people will be encouraged to participate and turn-off the lights in their homes, offices and buildings from 8:30pm-9:30pm on Saturday, 27 March 2010. Whether you are a business, local authority, school, community group or individual, we’d love you to take part.

The target groups for this campaign are the urban upper and middle classes who could express solidarity for a pressing global issue like climate change, through this voluntary act. The promotion campaign will begin six weeks prior to D-day and will be culminated in a celebration of support on that day. The campaign will be conducted in full coordination with the municipal bodies, police and public safety agencies.


This event is for everyone who is willing to make a small contribution for the planet we live on , this campaign needs your commitment – so put the date in your diary and get ready for Earth Hour 2010!


This event is for everyone who is willing to make a small contribution for the planet we live on (the Earth!)

Earth Hour 2010 - "Switch on" your minds, "switch off the lights"

Earth Hour 2010

EPF Vs PPF: A foolproof guide

EPF Vs PPF: A foolproof guide

There are many among us who have this doubt about EPF and PPF. Many of the salaried wonder whether they need to contribute to the PPF too. Those who are not salaried need to differentiate between the bank recurring deposit and the PPF. So here goes a detailed account of what EPF and PPF really are and who can invest in either of them.
Provident Fund
http://im.rediff.com/money/2010/mar/18pf.jpgA provident fund is created with a purpose of providing financial security and stability to elderly people. Generally these funds are formed / started when one starts his/her career and is withdrawn on retirement. The contributions/ investments are made on a regular basis (monthly in most cases). The quantum of investment may vary. The investments made by a number of people / employees are pooled together and invested by a trust.
EPF (Employees Provident Fund)
This is implemented by the Employees Provident Fund Organisation of India. Any company with over 20 employees is required to register itself with the EPFO. 12% of the Basic, DA, and cash value of food allowances has to be contributed to the EPF account.
If one changes company, then the EPF account can be transferred to the new company.
PPF (Public Provident Fund)
This is implemented by State Bank of India with support from India Post. Formed by an act of Parliament the PPF is accessible by anyone who wishes to save towards ones future. The minimum contribution is Rs.500/- and the maximum is Rs.70,000/- per year.
A passbook is given and the deposit has to be made at an assigned post office of SBI office. Change in the post office or the SBI branch can be done by submitting an application. The passbook has to be carried along to make the deposit at all times.
EPF and PPF Compared
Have seen the basic, let us compare EPF and PPF against different parameters.
S.No.
Comparison Parameter
EPF
PPF
1
Who can Invest?
Any Salaried person. Others not allowed.
Any Indian, except NRIs.
2
How much can one invest? How frequently?
Statutory is 12% of basic +DA. Can voluntarily increase the contribution. Frequency is monthly from the salary itself.
Any Amount between Rs.500/- and Rs.70,000/- per year. A maximum of 12 contributions can be made per year subject to a minimum of Rs.100 per event.
3
Current Returns
8.5%
8%
4
Loan Options
Can make withdrawals for marriage or construction of house by presenting suitable documents. Loans also possible but not in favour with contributors and EPFO.
Can take loans of upto 50% of the balance of the 4th from the 6th year onwards. For all future years the same rule or the 50% of the balance in the account will apply. 
5
Maturity
Can be closed when switching jobs. Can transfer account to new company till retirement.
15 years. Can be extended indefinitely by extending for 5 years each after that.
6
Tax Treatment
Contribution gets Section 80C benefit. Maturity is also tax free if contribution is for over 5 years including transfers from different companies.
Contribution gets Section 80C benefit. Maturity is also tax free.
7
Convenience
Good for the contribution as deducted from the salary itself. Poor for withdrawal or for loans
Poor for the contribution, withdrawal and loans. Good for the quantum of investment and frequency of investment.

Some Unique aspects of PPF
PPF has some unique features which needs mention. The first one is that PPF is for the bread winner and his/her family. So a father and his children (yet to reach age 18) together can have only one account. This limits the contribution as a group to only Rs.70,000/-. The mother can however have her own account.
The other unique feature is that in case of insolvency, the PPF account cannot be attached with the other assets for debt settlement process. This feature may be of use in special circumstances, like business people who are in risky businesses. However the PPF account is not secure in case of Income Tax evasion.
Should one invest in EPF and PPF?
EPF and PPF are cases of classic asset class mismatch - they are savings tools which are implemented for the long term. So technically they are not ideal investment avenues. However as a salaried person, one does not have an option not to invest in EPF. One could make withdrawals for suitable alternative investments if he/she has the self discipline to invest for the long term.
For those who are spendthrifts, EPF and PPF give an easy means for securing their future, as the inconveniences for making a withdrawal are many.
For business people, PPF becomes an attractive option in case they have heavy loans or delayed payment from clients. In the worst case of business failure, atleast their PPF account will give them much needed support to start again.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

Best Quotes

"Friends are born, not made."

"Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death."